You're a Grognard if...
List 3

31: You're investment portfolio consists of multiple copies of
Waterloo...wrapped in plastic.

32: You have scanned vacant football fields looking for a place to play
a full game of Jutland advanced combat.. full battle.

33 You do not need the rules to play....Axis and Allies, Wooden Ships &
Iron Men, D-Day or Blitzkeig .....EVER
( note:   advanced Grognards substitude TSS, Wellington's Victory ,3rd
Reich or whatever).

34 You own 50 plus games boxed or not . Some you have never played
...but you never know someday maybe.

35 You love Talonsoft and dream of a 60 inch monitor to shut up the "I
like the big view critics".

36 You own multiple copies of Panzer Blitz and Panzer Leader trying to
have enough boards and counters to do those division scale battles.

37: You own some "System Seven" and all your friends like to play it but
you won't because you don't have enough French or British or Prussian to
do Waterloo. And you can' get anymore sets  :(

38 You spend long nights writing  rules or a planning  campaigns or
setting up  games of over 2,000 counters or destroying whole forests
photocopying   sets of rules for gangs of guys who you hardly know (or
know too well) to come over and trash your house and fight and argue
with you .....once a week.!!!! and you love it.

39 You wish you would live longer so you could play more games of EiA...

40 You take your wife to Aberdean Proving Grounds (to view the tanks) ,
slipping into Gettysburg (because its close) all as part of  your
honeymoon and she loves you so much that doesn't notice and you're in
Heaven by day and by night.

41 You own all the "Fleets" ..you don't like them but a friend once did.
Ditto SL and ASL

42 You have played most of your games solitare...whether of not they
were/are solitare games...and sometimes you have enjoyed playing the
games solitare MORE.

Jim Burgess - I game, I saw, I conquered .....sometimes

(at least once  a week since 1965. Pleased to meet you)